Let me tell you about my recent adventure with portable air conditioners! Living in a top-floor apartment during a brutal heatwave taught me everything I needed to know about staying cool. After testing tons of different units (and making all the mistakes so you don’t …
I’m staring at myself in my bathroom mirror, mouth stretched into what can only be described as a deranged smile, trying to determine if my teeth are actually getting whiter or if I’ve just reached that point of self-scrutiny where nothing makes sense anymore. We’ve …
Last night, as I lay awake at 3 AM contemplating the meaning of life (and why my neck felt like it had been through an amateur wrestling match), I realized something profound: we spend roughly a third of our lives with our heads pressed against …